sick jokes.

WARNING; THEY'RE SICK JOKES FOR A REASON. THEY'RE NOT INTENDED TO BE OFFENSIVE OR RACIST, SEXIST OR ANYTING THAT FALLS IN BETWEEN. I DID NOT MAKE THESE JOKES UP, THEY SIMPLY MADE ME LAUGH SO THOUGHT I'D SHARE.

a gay guy walks up to a black guy in a bar

he says 'hey want a blowjob?'

the black guy beats the shit out of him

the bartender says 'ive never seen you so mad what did he say to you?'

'something about a job....'

'why do tampons have string - so you can floss your teeth after you've ate'

A woman gave birth to a baby and the doctor started throwing it around the room and banging it's head against the wall, the woman asked what the hell he was doing and the doctor said "I was kidding, it was already dead when it came out"

MORE TO COME!

random.

so i found this picture in my sister-in-law's camera that she took about a week ago, when she brought home her new EOS camera. i found it and i had to have it, so i got the pic and in this pic its happy memories. that day i was playing black ops all day, and my sister came from drill and sat and played. you can also spot my beloved Cameo full attention to the camera, and Jafar hidden behind a stuffed animal. this picture just bring tears to my eyes, my gorgeous doggy was the best dog anyone can have :')

doggy heaven.

today, december 9th around 3 o'clock i lost someone very special to me. it was a normal day in our house and we decided to take the dogs (Cameo & Jafar) to go peepee outside. as we're outside in a dead end street my dog freely uses the bathroom, as usual. at some point he crosses the street wheres there no moving traffic to pee on some trash cans. as my sister and i are outside paying attention to the dogs an SUV comes pretty fast to a dead end street and i see my dog and yell "Cameo stay" commanding for him to stay across the street. he attempted to run inside the house and when he saw the car, he turned and tried to return to the sidewalk he was originally on, and thats when it happened. we screamed for the girl to stop and i ran over to the drivers side of the car to see if he was free or trapped cause i didnt hear a thing. and i was face to face to his face, something so traumatizing, something i dont ever wish anyone to see or experience. and i ran, i ran into someone's drive way cause i was in shock, i hid behind a car screaming and crying as it disrupted neighbors. the pain continues, the memories replay in my head, and all i can do is say oh my god, shaking my head in disbelief. i gave this dog everything and more, some may say he was spoiled but so what he was my baby. my sister brought the dog to be creamated and ill be receiving the ashes sometime next week. he is my world, my bestfriend, the one person i always turned to and talked to that never backstabbed me. he went everywhere with me, but this time he took this trip alone, and all i want is for him to wait for me. RIP Cameo, mommy loves you! 080608 - 120910

Loud Album.

Part 2.

this goes deep ..

With Animals??

LMFAO!

Victoria's Secret Fashion Show '10 Makeup Tutorial

she's amazing w. her makeup!

complete.

It takes millions of people to complete the world,

but it only takes one to complete mine.

imperfection.

Imperfection is beauty. Madness is genius.

It is better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring.

worrying.

You can't change the past.

But you can ruin the present by worrying about the future.