WARNING; THEY'RE SICK JOKES FOR A REASON. THEY'RE NOT INTENDED TO BE OFFENSIVE OR RACIST, SEXIST OR ANYTING THAT FALLS IN BETWEEN. I DID NOT MAKE THESE JOKES UP, THEY SIMPLY MADE ME LAUGH SO THOUGHT I'D SHARE.
a gay guy walks up to a black guy in a bar
he says 'hey want a blowjob?'
the black guy beats the shit out of him
the bartender says 'ive never seen you so mad what did he say to you?'
'something about a job....'
'why do tampons have string - so you can floss your teeth after you've ate'
A woman gave birth to a baby and the doctor started throwing it around the room and banging it's head against the wall, the woman asked what the hell he was doing and the doctor said "I was kidding, it was already dead when it came out"
MORE TO COME!
